The 10 Betchiest Shows Coming To Netflix In February 2017

New month, new ways to waste your life away on Netflix while you recover from an inadvisable number of tequila shots. Or when youre bored AF at work. Or if your bestie dares to make plans without you, the traitor. The point is, its there for a betch no matter the situation, and unlike your last SO, Netflix is willing to make changes.

In fact, they just announced the lineup for February. To celebrate, here are the 10 betchiest shows and movies coming to Netflix next month.

1.

is the clear frontrunner for betchiest movie of all time. Mostly naked men! Binge drinking! 90s hits! So of course it was going to top this list. Gird your loins now.

2. , Season 2

Musicals arent every betchs cup of tea, mostly because conveying emotionespecially through song and danceis the definition of trying too hard, but we know a thing or two about the subject matter. Start bingeing now so youll have time to watch the new season when it hits Netflix on Feb. 1.

3.

Any -loving betch has got a weak spot for true crime, and this is like your fave “Ripped From The Headlines” episode on crack (say crack again). Plus it its got Ross from playing Kim Kardashians dad. I would seriously contemplate paying to watch this, but fortunately, I don’t have to.

4.

The documentary looks kinda depressing, but we gotta support our sisters in drag.

5.

Drew Barrymore playing a California real estate agent-turned-zombie? It sounds like meets and I never knew that was something I needed.

6. Chefs Table, Season 3

For when you want to feel sophisticated without actually having to do any of the work, season 3 of comes out on Feb. 17. Warning: after watching this there is a 100% chance you’ll start referring to your PB&J sandwiches as “peanut pure and grape chutney on a brioche bun.”

7.

Ditto, but with design instead of expensive food.

8.

NGL, this looked like the kind of idiotic material my little brother would spend hours memorizing in painstaking detail, but it also seems like something every stoner betch needs to watch. Plus, Seth Rogen as a hot dog. It’s probably only funny if you’re high out of your mindnot like that’s really a problem.

9.

Murder? Check. Cynicism? Check. (Why is this starting to sound like my memoir?) That dude from ? Check. My bottle of wine and I are so there.

10.

Maybe an obstacle course reality show isnt your thing. Maybe you have no joy in your life. Its none of my business, but Ill be binge-watching as soon as it comes out.

Ill leave you with a PSA: is leaving Netflix on Feb. 28, so start committing it to memory now.

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